He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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