Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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