If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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