Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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