Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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