i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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