Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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