In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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