Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you traded sex for a burrito?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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