I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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