none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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