The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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