just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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