it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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