There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize