worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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