were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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