YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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