I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
sarcasm needs its own font
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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