the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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