whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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