That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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