is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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