We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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