mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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