But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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