i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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