she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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