honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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