Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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