is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Come see our sink grown plant.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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