You're my little dorito
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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