he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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