Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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