physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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