i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You need Xanax blowdarts
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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