i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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