Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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