No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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