why didn't you poke me back
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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