you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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