I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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