I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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