That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
