This is not my ceiling
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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