i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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