we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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