McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize