that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
