Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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