So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
