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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

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  woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.

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• (714): View more from California

  Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....

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• (979): View more from Texas

  You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES

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  You just missed an honest to god bukkake

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.

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