Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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