Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.