I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.