Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I feel like abortions should bother me more
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.